The Heaviest wipeout of All Time.

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The Right: A Wipeout, A Perforated Eardrum, and a Four-Hour Drive Home with the Blinker On

It started with a swell chart and an idea.

With the forecast looking promising, I threw everything into the Toyota 80 Series LandCruiser, called up Chris Ross, and pointed us south toward one of the most notorious waves on the planet — The Right. Hidden somewhere in the remote wilderness of Western Australia's south coast, The Right is as raw and unforgiving as waves get. It's not a wave you visit casually. It's a wave that demands respect.

I wasn't making the trip alone. Joining me from Margaret River was a beautiful young woman who would one day become my wife — Asha Watkin. We rolled out at 5 am, road trip energy high, music up, and the kind of quiet excitement that only comes when you know the day ahead is going to be anything but ordinary.

We should have known the car was trying to warn us.

Just short of our destination, the stereo started pulling too much power and the engine began losing grunt. We made a quick decision — launch the ski, park the LandCruiser on a hill for a bump start if needed, and deal with it later. We suited up and set off on the 25-minute jet ski ride out to the wave.

The swell wasn't quite at its peak — The Right really comes alive when it's maxing out — but there were still serious waves on offer. Chris went first and, true to form, picked off some excellent rides. Then it was my turn.

Here's where I need to be honest with myself: I let nerves and ego take the wheel.

Chris Ross is one of the best to ever ride this wave. I look up to him enormously, and somewhere in the back of my mind, I felt this pressure to prove I'd go anything put in front of me. That bravado clouded my judgment at exactly the wrong moment. When we went for the wave, I wasn't thinking clearly — I released the rope far too early, came over the swell too late, and hit a lump straight in the face on my backhand.

The wave was drawing hard off the reef. I fell, and I knew immediately it wasn't going to be pretty.

I didn't penetrate the surface. Instead, I cartwheeled down the face — eight rotations — before getting sucked over the falls and absolutely detonated by whitewater. The impact was instant and violent. My eardrum perforated on contact. My equilibrium vanished. The world was spinning, I was getting worked like a rag doll, and I took two more waves on the head before Chris could get in and pull me out.

We shared a few laughs — the kind you have when the adrenaline is still running hot, and you're just grateful to be above water — but the ear was bad enough that we needed to head in and get it looked at.

Then we got back to the car.

Dead flat. Wouldn't start.

We bump-started it down the hill, said our goodbyes to the crew — Crossy was already trying to convince me to push on to Cyclopes, which tells you everything about the man — and began the long drive back to Margaret River. Not long into the journey, the sun went down. We flicked the headlights on. The car immediately started to stall.

After a bit of troubleshooting, we discovered one beautiful workaround: the blinker. For reasons we never fully understood, running the left-hand indicator drew just enough less power to keep the engine alive. So there we were — Asha and I, pitch black highway, perforated eardrum throbbing, driving the entire four-hour journey back to Margaret River with the left blinker flashing the whole way.

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